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APPLICATIONS II - CLOSED

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America | Axis Powers Hetalia | RESERVED

[personal profile] asapplepie 2013-06-02 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Appearance:


He is tall (official height is apparently 5'9" but this makes no sense as he's one of the tallest characters; I'd put it more at 6'5") and also really broad-shouldered and built big. He has messy blonde hair and blue eyes. He has an ahoge that represents Nantucket, and wears glasses that represent Texas. He usually wears an airforce style bomber jacket with patches on it. He's usually shown as pretty muscular but he's just a little pudgy around the middle. He is cute and baby-faced.

Personality: Alfred is a cheerful, excitable and idealistic kid, who is for the most part as dumb as a bag of bricks. He represents the spirit of the American people, so he is loyal and devoted to both American values and his own government. He's allowed to pick his own bosses and allowed to be critical of them, but while he values both, he tends to be lazy when it comes to questioning anything inconvenient to him. He believes he's a good person and a good guy, but he also doesn't challenge much about what he's told and prefers to shrug off all criticism rather than think about it. Mostly, he just wants to do whatever he feels like doing, feel good about himself, and not care about anything or anyone else.

Alfred lives for truth, justice, and the American way. He will go on and on about how great democracy is, how baseball is the best sport ever invented, how everyone would just stop having wars if they stopped being evil, and how he's the greatest and best and most awesome country on the history of earth. And the thing is? He (mostly) uncynically believes all this stuff. Although he's generally extremely friendly and nice, he's arrogant to the extreme. He almost never thinks of anyone besides himself even when he thinks he's thinking of someone else. For the most part, he hasn't even heard of the majority of other countries, and the only 'world map' he possesses is one of the United States and maybe Mexico and Canada if he's feeling generous. So even though he doesn't mean to, and for the most part tries to get along with people, his selfishness and self-centeredness can be extremely off-putting, and he's frequently disliked.

Although he's extremely independent/isolationist by nature, and doesn't like to rely on or be controlled by anyone else, he has a big hero complex. When he goes to war or gets involved in international politics, he's always able to convince himself he's playing the role of the hero, no matter what the circumstances causing him to be involved. The flip side of this is, he's able to convince himself that the other guys are the worst bad guys in the world. During WWII, Germany, Italy, and Japan were the evilest people in the world, and Russia one of his best friends. But even a decade later, Germany and Japan were two of his best buds, and Russia was the greatest evil to ever live. He doesn't see any contradiction there; as far as he's concerned, he taught Germany, Italy, and Japan to be good guys, whereas Russia was just secretly evil all along and tried to trick him but he totally didn't fall for it.

This can be a good quality; as long as his enmity with someone wasn't person, he's able to forgive easily and get back on good terms. Although he's held long grudges in the past (his relationship with England throughout the 19th century was basically that), he's not naturally a grudge-holding country. The grudges he does have are usually more finding someone really really obnoxious for disliking him (i.e. all the ridiculousness over France for France's criticism of the Iraq war) rather than out and out hatred.

Although he resists going to war and doesn't want to if it isn't for a good reason, it's pretty easy to convince him that getting involved in a conflict would be right and heroic, so it winds up not mattering and he will insist he's in the right most of the time no matter what. He has very strong anti-imperialist values, but he doesn't always live up to them in practice. It also means that when other countries resent his attitude or criticize his decisions, he gets really annoyed about it, because in his opinion he is in the right and they just don't "get" it, and his attitude rubs a lot of countries the wrong way. For this reason, he doesn't really have many friends.

But he really has no idea why people would ever dislike him, because he's both very confident and can't read the atmosphere at all. Even people he bickers with a lot, like England, or whose nerves he clearly gets on, like Japan, he would count as good friends. After all, he thinks he's great, so why would anyone else think otherwise? Even Russia is just jealous. He seems very very oblivious to people's opinions and, well, pretty much everything that doesn't fall into what immediately interests him. Deep down, he knows a lot of people dislike him, but he's not totally sure which ones do, and he doesn't really want to know if countries he considers his friends actually like him back or not. Part of him is a little lonely, but that isolationist tendency and his extreme inability to show consideration for others will always get in the way of him having many friends.

But he's not such a bad guy! Since he doesn't know how many people dislike him, he's actually really friendly and carefree with just about everyone. He's an incredible optimist, and even though he makes mistakes, he really does believe in doing the right thing and democratic ideals and whatnot, and when he gets things right, he can do a lot of good. When you get along with him, he's goofy and sort of dorky, but sweet and sincere. If you tend to be someone who challenges him or disagrees with him, he's more likely to pout or act sullen and passive aggressive about it. If he actually dislikes you, he'll challenge you as though you're evil and be an enormous pain. Just in general, though, he's often super obnoxious and inconsiderate and pretty much a douchebag, even if he isn't trying to be. He's the kind of person who will be being totally friendly and start insulting you by accident, because he's too self-absorbed to notice he's being rude.

Additionally, he loves burgers and other fast food, sodas, baseball and football, coffee, comic books, movies and other American pop culture. He's especially into superheroes, action, and pulp fiction style adventure genres. He's surprisingly good at science and invention, but he often wastes those smarts by inventing really stupid things. He'd rather work on something stupid like a mind control ray or a robot double or a rocket ship than spend his time on developing something useful and possible, but when he sets to work, he can achieve surprising results sometimes. He hates terrorism and even though the cold war is over, he still hates communism and socialism, but he doesn't have a really good grasp on any of the actual specific ideologies his enemies have beyond "they hate me for my freedom." He also really dislikes monarchies and colonialism, leftover from his Revolutionary days, and would be very offended if anyone insinuated he had imperialist attitudes. He hates tea for the same reason. If he's interested in something, he's usually smart about it, informed, and good at it. But unfortunately, most of the things that would be most beneficial for him to be good at kind of bore him, like diplomacy and meetings and sensible solutions to problems.

When he cares about something (either because he likes it, or because he hates it), he's really excitable and loud and passionate about his opinions, and he tends to go through life acting like he's in a movie starring him, and the genre is action. He's always living like he's expecting a helicopter explosion is an inevitability.

Abilities: Nation!! The standard nation abilities apply. America in particular has really notable super strength and has had it since he was a baby. Not clear exactly what his limits are, but as a baby he could a bison farther than a regular human could toss a baseball, so pretty darn strong.

America is really skilled with technology, especially computers! His technological ability is not such that it goes beyond 2013, and there are nations with better skills than his, but he's pretty handy. He's also good with cars/engines/just about anything manufactured.

He is good with guns, both in terms of actually being accurate and proficient in a weapon and also in knowing fancy-looking sharpshooting tricks.

Other:

Someone else has the reserve for him, so this is just me making note of that! I spoke to a mod before posting, and if that person posts their app, I understand mine won't be accepted!

SAMPLES
First Person: Entry + comments from previous game

Third Person: It had been hours now, and America was still having problems with the browser. There was barely a point to having a computer if he couldn't get online, let alone reach Facebook. But it wouldn't be very heroic to give up, even if he was, contrary to the impression he'd been under for the past four hours, beginning to realize that this was not in fact another hacking attempt from China. He didn't want to admit it, but things were starting to get dire. He could be missing vital communications, or someone could be tagging him with embarrassing pictures, or there could be a new viral video dance craze sensation that will be completely played out by the time he reaches it. And yet, if the internet is broken and even he can't fix it, there's likely a more sinister explanation at hand, and he's only now beginning to understand it.

This is the stupidest alien abduction he has ever been involved in, even worse than that time he just woke up in his own bed with a vague recollection of bright lights and not even a crop circle or two to help along his story. What is the point of kidnapping him if he's just going to be trapped in a town he could probably find just about anywhere back in his house? It's obviously some kind of experiment of the kind Tony and his friends are so fond of, but to what purpose? An example of how quickly he'll get frustrated when there's nothing good on TV? Some kind of elaborate practical joke? Are there cameras watching him in secret right now, waiting for him to crack?

America sighs and drums his fingers on the desk impatiently. He doesn't have a problem being frequently experimented on by extraterrestrials, but they could be a little more considerate about it and give him advance warning to program his DVR.

OTHER
Housing Request?: Nope
Did you read the rules and FAQ?: Yes!
Would you like your application to be unscreened?: Sure.

Hope it's okay that I just reposted!
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[personal profile] asapplepie 2013-06-02 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, okay!

So there's not much canon to support 'bisexual' in that America definitely references dating (human) women from time to time but not men. But since Hetalia is a big comic about a group that is 90% male and they all have ambiguous sexual tension with each other, I tend to default to bisexual. I don't think, if he were going to hook up with one of the other nations, gender would be an issue one way or the other. A lot of the fans also seem to interpret things this way.

That being said, in my opinion America pretty much doesn't hook up with other nations, he thinks most of them are gross or weird for reasons not related to orientation. In terms of human people, while he's still bisexual, he's more oriented towards women. Personally, I don't have a preference for who he's with, but he probably would feel more comfortable with a wife rather than a husband.