SAMPLES First Person: [The view of Tony is very carefully angled so it only shows from the shoulders up. While he looks like a mess of an unshaved and unwashed man, this is still much better than people seeing the car battery he's hooked up to.]
So I don't know where I am... again. But I'm filming this in the hopes that people will recognise me and then send it on to Rhodey. Carebear, you're now looking in the wrong part of the world.
[He digs into his pockets and pulls out rumpled pieces of paper. He skims the first one, muttering blah blah blah before throwing it over his shoulder. Evidently he only got to the first line. The second piece of paper gets a better reaction.]
--marriage certificate, what? Virgini-- Pepper? [He glances up again and looks very unamused.] Pep, if you're seeing this, I hope you know that this wouldn't be considered legally binding and therefore you're not going to be entitled to half my fortune when you get that divorce. And I'm pretty sure that's part of your job contract. You're not allowed to marry me by slipping in a certificate in the paperwork. For someone who's refused to sleep with me for this long, I expected better.
And to everyone else, I need at least 1.6 grams of palladium. They can be found in transistors-- [He holds one up.] which can be found in basically all electronic equipment. I need them preferably before the end of the week.
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First Person:
[The view of Tony is very carefully angled so it only shows from the shoulders up. While he looks like a mess of an unshaved and unwashed man, this is still much better than people seeing the car battery he's hooked up to.]
So I don't know where I am... again. But I'm filming this in the hopes that people will recognise me and then send it on to Rhodey. Carebear, you're now looking in the wrong part of the world.
[He digs into his pockets and pulls out rumpled pieces of paper. He skims the first one, muttering blah blah blah before throwing it over his shoulder. Evidently he only got to the first line. The second piece of paper gets a better reaction.]
--marriage certificate, what? Virgini-- Pepper? [He glances up again and looks very unamused.] Pep, if you're seeing this, I hope you know that this wouldn't be considered legally binding and therefore you're not going to be entitled to half my fortune when you get that divorce. And I'm pretty sure that's part of your job contract. You're not allowed to marry me by slipping in a certificate in the paperwork. For someone who's refused to sleep with me for this long, I expected better.
And to everyone else, I need at least 1.6 grams of palladium. They can be found in transistors-- [He holds one up.] which can be found in basically all electronic equipment. I need them preferably before the end of the week.
Third Person:
linking a thread. Post itself is gif heavy