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Your New Landlord ([personal profile] lessor) wrote2012-04-03 01:44 am
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LANDLORD INBOX

THE LANDLORD'S IC MAILBOX



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[personal profile] goddamnironman 2012-05-12 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
What's a guy have to do to get some stupid Nordic hockey game on his tv?

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[personal profile] sakotis 2012-05-14 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
May 14, Unknown Year

Landlord:

Sorry to bother you with something so small, but I was wondering if it was possible to get any extra key copies yet? Thank you.

,Toris Laurinaitis
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if i wanted to watch a movie, i could ask?

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[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-22 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Is Eurovision broadcasted on any of the channels here?

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[ handwritten letter ]

[personal profile] fateofyears 2012-05-27 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Dear Esteemed Landlord of Holly Heights,

The benefits of the rule of law depend on how the community, government, and you the Lessor defines it. The advantages of substantive rule of law are the advantages of whatever rules are to be implemented: for example, the guarantee of basic human rights or the presumption of innocence or guilt. I recognize that the residents here appear to be a nexus of cultures, time, and places. This essence of chronotope displayed in such a tight society must be addressed to hold some semblance of community. The most basic of standards must be in order; more than likely these may be what is known to be of the majority and tested through time and universe. Although those here originate differently, there is little reason why there should not be tolerance for others and an intolerance for agreed-upon offenses and punishments thereof.

Upon arriving much information was given regarding the recreation, schooling, and town locations here. Unfortunately, no indication of community rules besides the guide of the basic law of the land, an allusion to a punishment for students who fail to attend class and a mild warning to "keep a tab" has been given. Ignorance does not plead guilty to the laws; it is as much a citizen's duty to know and understand these regulations and rights as the governing individuals are responsible to protect them. It is doubtful that the community this large does not have many more established rules that are served to benefit an individual's safety and the safety of the society as a whole, and thus ensure an equal opportunity for the pleasantries of mortal life. If such an official and more comprehensive book of laws and resulting punishments for breaking laws has already been established, I would like to request a copy for myself. In addition, I also recommend bestowing this most important book, or perhaps a more inclusive guide of rules, to every new resident. Knowing the laws and resulting punishment for a crime may discourage crimes, both committed willingly and unwillingly via ignorance . If parents are not be held responsible for their children's knowledge of the subject, then for the benefit of this society the professors in their schools should instruct the basics. It cannot be stressed enough that as it is the resident's duty to stay educated upon these basic regulations, it is those that are in charge of Holly Heights to provide the resources and information to those residents in order to promote a safe, stable, and pleasant community for all.

I must criticize the state of the Holly Heights Jail. First and foremost, it is quite unpleasant to see an institution of maintaining order in a less than suitable condition. Whether its un-use is due to lack of criminal activity or a far too incompetent justice system in this community is irrelevant. That it is in a decrepit state is less than comforting to residents. Furthermore, the building would be ill-fit to house any future prisoners, should they be unfortunate to resign there. With this in mind I ask you, Dear Lessor, to direct me to someone that will see the building be completely renovated for use. One must hesitate before using the saying "crime never sleeps" in this superficially pleasant town, but as the only judge in Holly Heights these same words convey how imperative it is that this project be undertaken and completed.

In closing, if at all possible I wish to meet and speak to you or anyone else of authority in Holly Heights in person about the state of the community, the safety of its residents, and the duties both resident, community, community authorities have to one another. An established, sustainable rule of law would be propitious for both residents and the overseers of this community and ensure an equal opportunity for happiness. Residents must be educated or have the opportunity to educate themselves on what is defined as a crime and what the resulting punishments are. As residents come from all over, so to speak, vagueness on assumed societal rules is both unreasonable and inadvisable. For comfort and security of the residents, the Jail should be renovated as soon as possible. Concern for the safety of residents is to be a priority. This is a good deed you may do.

Sincerely,
Eiki Shiki, Yamaxanadu
1416

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[personal profile] goddamnironman 2012-05-27 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
I'll make it short and quick.

I need my stuff from my workshop back home. Can I have it? I will play nice and even please. If you need an inventory of items, I can maybe do that. Let me know ASAP.

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Letter

[personal profile] kumagorobeam 2012-05-30 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Attached to the letter is a drawing. The letter itself looks like it was written by a five year old.]

Dear Landlord person,

I would really like it if you would let me have Kumagoro. He is pink and wears a red bow tie. He is really cute. I really miss him and have a hard time going to sleep without him.

Sincerely,
Ryuichi Sakuma

P.S.: I drew you a picture to keep. It is Kumagoro and me and shining and a rainbow.

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[personal profile] huntersdaughter 2012-05-31 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm interested in opening a bar. I've been looking around the Pleasure Gate, but I'm not sure what all I'm supposed to do. I've seen some people just have their business already prepared for them, but I'll apologize if I'm not exactly comfortable with that. I like to make sure I know what's going on with something and having my own work put into it makes it more mine, if that makes sense.

I have a list of questions, if you could please answer them, I'd be appreciative.

1. How do I get a building? I'd need something that's zoned for food and beverage, and all of the plumbing, wiring, and electric set-up in prep for something of this nature. I don't want to blow a fuse or brown-out the block on accident.

2. Do I need a loan to pay for the building? Is there a landlord that I would pay rent to? If there's a landlord, how do I contact them?

3. I know there are stores that can provide basic appliances for our houses, but I don't think I've seen where I could get commercial grade appliances, let alone a large order of lumber, drywall, insulation , etc - should I need to make repairs. If I was to make a list would it be easy to get?

Thank you in advance for your answers,
Jo Harvelle 1402



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[personal profile] paluszki 2012-06-08 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
You let us watch Eurovision, right? I want to watch the UEFA European Football Championship.

-Poland
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[personal profile] goddamnironman 2012-06-13 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
I know we didn't leave off on the best foot last time but what about music? I can't just remake that. All I want is one dualdisc. CD collection, whatever.

Back in Black by ACDC (1980). Doable?
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[personal profile] huntersdaughter 2012-06-13 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
To the Lessor,

My child, Pierce, is most comfortable close to the woods that are outside. It's not that I don't want him wandering around, but I'd really like him to be comfortable in his own home too. I was going to plant some more trees, but I realized that the time it takes for them to root and grow to the right size, it might not be enough.

Is there a way to get larger, full-grown trees in my backyard?

Thanks,

Jo Harvelle

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[personal profile] vampirebarbie 2012-06-13 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I heard that if I have a request I can ask you and if it's something you can do, you'll let us know. Is that true?

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[personal profile] doyoufondue 2012-06-20 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Are you able to get Independence Day on the television of 1411?

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[personal profile] tsunmurai 2012-06-24 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Landlord,

Driving a car is impossible for me. [It's suffering, really.]

Please give me your best horse!

-Saizo Kirigakure
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[personal profile] littlechick 2012-06-27 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Do pets need tags here? If so how do I get one?

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[personal profile] boxom 2012-07-05 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse me, but is it possible to have our belongings returned to us?

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[personal profile] acertainonomatopoeia 2012-07-06 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I've heard about the odd state of your hospitals, Mr. Mysterious Landlord. What happens if you have a sort of condition where you might need to go there? Or need a few certain prescriptions? Seems like those types are just sentenced to death in your happy little town.

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[personal profile] motioned 2012-07-13 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Hi, sir. Um, someone sent out a message to everyone that mentioned you could give abilities back as a gift. I, um... Would it be possible for me to have mine?

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[personal profile] shipwrecking 2012-07-25 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
hey so I never thanked you for giving me my powers back so. thanks.

anyways can i have my anchor and ladle?
[shit, she'd rather not ask like this but.] Please?

you have my word that i won't throw the anchor at anyone or their cars or houses. guess you could say I'd just feel more at home if i had my stuff with me.

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[personal profile] earlgrey 2012-07-25 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Will the London 2012 Summer Olympics be broadcast on our televisions? If not and if it is possible, I'd like to request for this to happen.

Arthur Kirkland

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[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-08-06 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
Landlord,

I believe there has been a mistake. My son, Sealand, has recently arrived here in Holly Heights and he has been placed as an adult in a household. He's much too young to be an adult and should not be given this position. Sealand is considered a child back in our world and won't be able to understand what is expected of him as an adult.

If possible, I would like a request for a different household with him and Finland included. He's my son and I would like to keep it that way.

Please consider my request. I've been doing my best to adjust and make do with my situation, but I cannot ignore this. I would like to retain my family, as it is my happiness, and I understand you wish for your citizens to be happy. If this could be one and only request for the time I am here, I would be fine with that.

Thank you for your time.

-- Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)
fateofyears: (well about that)

backdated like whoaaaa to july 18th sorry!!

[personal profile] fateofyears 2012-08-10 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Landlord,

I wish to extend my compliments to the swift sentences dealt to the crime of murder here.
[ Not to say she doesn't have some reservations about it. But. She especially can see the benefits of quick executions, so-to-speak. ] With the circumstances, I trust that the issue of allegations is nigh nonexistent. That the perpetrators are imprisoned directly afterwards is also praise-worthy and, to some effect, reassuring.

Sincerely,
Eiki Shiki

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[personal profile] braidery 2012-08-11 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Sir Landlord,

Is it true that you can give people their special "abilities" back? If it is, can I please please please have the magic restored to my hair? I would seriously appreciate it a lot. You have no idea how much.

Love,
Rapunzel
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Can we get every house to have shark week available on their tvs~? because that would be super awesome of you. please & thank you!!

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[personal profile] perceive 2012-08-16 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Mr. Landlord,

I have heard from others here that I might contact you to make a request, and so I was wondering if it is possible for me to receive an item from my home. What I would like to have returned is a bracelet that was given to me a long time ago and has a lot of value, both sentimental and practical. It would mean a lot to me, and I am willing to give something up in exchange for it if that's what it takes.

Also, there was one other thing I was wondering about. I am a licensed attorney where I come from. Am I qualified to practice law at Holly Heights, or is there any sort of examination I need to pass here first?

Thank you very much. I appreciate your taking the time to consider my letter.

Sincerely,
Apollo Justice

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